| how Kelley and i hooked up...the long awaited story |
[Sep. 19th, 2005|10:29 pm] |
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long story...here's how we hooked up...set in dialogue:
setting: in my car, driving around the mall parking lot after leaving Wal-Mart. here's before everything happened, during our walk through Wal-Mart:
we were walking through Wal-Mart, picking up random stuff and looking at Halloween costumes. he told me that i should dress up in a slutty outfit and show it to him...of course me not knowing what he was hinting at the time but now i get it now that i think about it. anyways, i bought Nutty Bars because i said i was hungry and when we arrived at the check out line when he put a quarter on the belt and said that it was for the Nutty Bars. so as i'm paying for the food, he picks up my bag and carrys it over to the guitars. i walk up to him and say, "think you can get very far with my food?" he laughed and shook his head and we walked out and he was still carrying my bag.
so then we start driving around the mall parking lot:
Kelley: so where exactly are we going?
Me: i have no idea really.
Kelley: ok just wondering.
::driving around Barnes and Noble parking lot::
Me: i can't figure out this parking lot!! how do we get out get out of here?!
Kelley: go this way.
Me: are you sure?
Kelley: yeah pretty sure.
::almost runs into curb::
Me: oh my god! i'm soooooo sorry!
Kelley: don't worry about it, you can make it up to me.
Me: how?
Kelley: by giving me a kiss.
Me: i should have seen that coming.
Kelley: well?
Me: i'll think about it.
::sit in awkward silence for a little while before Kelley said::
Kelley: so if you don't mind me asking, what kind of girl are you?
Me: what do you mean?
Kelley: well, are you easy or hard to get?
Me: hard to get in a way.
Kelley: wow, i'm easy. i guess that means we know who'll wear the pants in this relationship.
Me: yeah i guess so.
::again awkward silence::
::arrives minutes later at the Hope House::
Kelley: well, thanks for the ride. i had fun going to Wal-Mart with you.
Me: yeah, it was.
Kelley: i guess i should get going because i have to get up early tomorrow.
Me: yup me too. i'm going tailgating early and work at 11:30.
Kelley: can i just ask you something?
Me: sure but technically you already did.
Kelley: (laughs) that's true but i guess i'll just ask you another question.
Me: ok
Kelley: ok, so what exactly do you think of me? i mean you act one minute like, "come here" and the next it's "ew, get away you freak". i just wanted to know what that all means.
Me: well, the first one is true in every sense of the meaning. the second on is a little bit of sarcasm. i do that a lot. i use excessive amount of sarcasm and usually people don't really pick up on it.
Kelley: oh ok.
::sit in awkward silence for a few minutes before Kelley said::
Kelley: so if i lean in, you wouldn't kill me would you?
Me: (thinks) probably not.
and the rest is history basically. sorry if it was so long but you guys wanted details so here you go... |
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but now i'm being told to avoid him completely!! by the same person that applauded me in the first place!!
wtf. you are supposed to tell me this shit.... gosh.
sorry! you know i love you though...right? | |
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